WEEK 7 · 2026HIGH SCORE168.4LOW SCORE74.2CLOSEST WIN1.8
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The trade came due.
Randy beat Michael with the player Michael shipped away four weeks earlier. The league has entered the evidence into the record.
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Text Message · 9:02 AMWEEK 7 IS ON THE RECORD. Four Tuesdays ago, Michael called the Warren trade a long-term win. Last night, Warren supplied Michael's losing margin.
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RECORDEDTRIGGERED
CASE FILE 07THE SUNDAY CREWSTATUS: CLOSED
WEEK 303 / 17
01STATEMENT RECORDED
The trade
Michael sent Jaylen Warren to Randy and called the deal a long-term win.
WEEK 707 / 17
02OUTCOME DETECTED
The receipt
Warren supplied the exact margin Randy needed to beat Michael.
RECEIPT FOUNDTT-MEM / 004
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